Hello there, sirs, madams and attack helicopters and/or aliens, unfortunately (not), i must go to my home planet in where my people are awaiting for my wisdom, until then, see ya later, smell ya never
motherfuckers
(log 10)
im getting tired
KEEP. GOING.
WE MIGHT FIND SOMEWHERE TO REST
DONT GIVE IN!
ugh
fine
...!
something happened, jerry?
DO YOU SEE THAT OUT IN THE DISTANCE, TOMMY?
what, that oddly nice building probably like 50 km away that looks edible?
MAYBE
(9/?)
so apparently we can only get there if we have a really strong desire or something i didnt listen
YOU NEVER FUCKING LISTEN, TOMMY, YOU JUST THINK ABOUT PLAYING VIDEOGAMES ALL THE TIME
ey it smells like strawberry here how weird
Ah, shit....
we go?
(log 8)
so what do we do captain
I say you fellas go to this special forest to dispose of them. Its the only way to calm down nintendo's attempts at destroying our headquarters.
cant you just say HQ
Shut up....
WHERE IS THIS FOREST AT, CAPTAIN?
Ill tell..
(1/234567890)
ok i put them through
WHAT DID IT SAY THEN???????????
they have made mario fangames
GODDAMIT TOMMY YOU IDIOT
it wasnt my idea to bring them in
sides', i did tell you not to bring em' in
DONT BE ALL SASSY LIKE THAT
So thats why they attacked.
(1/2)
YOU IDIOTS!!!! WHAT DID YOU BRING INTO THE HQ THIS TIME?!!?!?!?!?!!
IDK MAN WE KIDNAPPED THE MAN YOU ASKED FOR
OH, BY ANY CHANCE HAS HE MADE ANY MARIO FANGAMES?!?!?!?!?!
uh
jerry i think hes right
THEN PUT THEM THROUGH THE SCANNER DAMMIT, TOMMY
ok
