Manager's office in Brian's Generic Hotel

Scream for your life (walls are soundproof lol)

Hello I am Brian Anderson, owner of this fine hotel. Talk to me if you need anything. (Comment on this post)

Aight people! Any complaints?

Wow 869 dollars already? Those stupid money bags have no idea what they signed up for.

I’m awake and I’ve put some person who kept asking for a room even tho he never registered in the sack! Welp back to dying inside at 6:17 in the morning by giving people rooms.

aw man the guy in the sacks dead, welp time to serve him up on an open platter, he'll do good for the diner! I'm sure I'll find a replacement for him soon, there are plenty of people complaining like "aA wHeRe ExIt!?" that'll go in there just nicely.