All Posts in D&B: Bambception! (Crystalline Conundrum)
I've come to make an announcement
@Regalito 
's a BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER
He banned my very awesome guy mayo
That's right
He fucking banned my very radical male mayo, and he fucking DANCED in happiness.
And he said he was "deserving of it"
And I said kys.
me listening to the pizza tower, literally every sonic game, every kirby game, and earthbound soundtrack (it's so bad that i DONT want to kill myself!!!)
me listening to the incredibly fire soundtrack of little timmy's first fnf mod (it's so fire that i want to kill myself)
honestly
posting your opinions on things is scary
because there's a chance every GOD damn person who thinks the opposite of you will fucking murder you
(ex: [GAME] is overrated, [GAME]'s fanbase murders you)
once again/,.,./,
anybody besides @EXTRAcooldudemayo 
, DNI!!!!! (totally real not fake not clickbait pacman broke into my house for the 15th time this week why does he keep coming back)
im fucking dying of laughter rn
Stuffing your face as usual.
I gotta have a good meal
Garfield you fat cat, you are so big and fat, why are you so fat
I eat, Jon. It's what I do.
It's time to kick Odie of the table
guys this restaurant sucks
there's no atmosphere
who CARES if it's on the moon
why do i feel like i've become less popular when i became trans