All Posts in D&B: Bambception! (Crystalline Conundrum)

When the conundrum is crystalline
WAIT WTF HAPPENED TO THE TRANS FLAG EMOJI IN MY DISPLAY NAME
IT'S JUST THESE STUPID GRAY LINES NOW :SOB:
anyways expect more starfii and perisonja doodles soon
and also buzzie
aahwhwhs
ok so im bored so here's some Sarfii lore
i love saying characters and peoples names WAY wrong for comedy!!! (Ex: Spongebob = Spunchbop, SproingleBop, Spunckleabonk, ect.)
fun fact:
Sarfii is Ambidextrous (aka she can use both hands equally as well)
i have to go somewhere :sob:
and i KNOW for a FACT by the time i get back it'll be like fucking 8 or smth :sob:

MARIO GET OFF THE PINBALL MACHINE
Mario: NO
MARIO I'LL COUNT TO THREE
Peach, you're so LAME..!
With my star, I'll set you into flames!
Peach, understand...
I'M GONNA BURY YOU UNDERNEATH THE SAND!!
Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches
Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches
INSOMNIAJOLT
RISE UP
WE MUST FACE OFF AGAINST THOSE PESKY MORNINGJOLTERS, WITH THEIR "NORMAL SLEEP SCHEDULES"
WE WILL RAID THEIR BASE ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON, AND WE WILL WIN!
THOSE THAT ARE ON BOTH SIDES ARE EXCLUDED FROM THIS