All Posts in D&B: Bambception! (Crystalline Conundrum)

When the conundrum is crystalline

LISTEN TO BACKGROUND BLUES, CHILL OUT, HAUNTED SURF, AND TITI DE PARIS FROM THE SPONGEBOB SOUNDTRACK RIGHT NOW
Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.
Spongebob has the best quotes .
anytime i get mentioned in like someone's post, bio, ect.
there's a decent chance of me saying "Look Gary! I'm on TV!"
the Burping Spongebob toy is my favorite Spongebob thing i own.

mf's when someone says something and then they respond saying "who asked" (it's not funny but ee can't tell them)