General in D&B: Bambception! (Crystalline Conundrum)

When the conundrum is crystalline
What a perfect time to have fun
With my wicked son!
Tails: And you're going nuts, hanging out all the time!
Not anymore, that's a bonus!
WAIT, IVE GOT IT!
SKYDIVING! Out of the window!
It's positively PERILOUS!
I'm such a big thrillseeker! Don't forget to bring a parachute!
Skydiving, off a building!
It's despicably genius!
I'm such a big cupcake! Don't forget to bring the long fall boots!
Conquest, Dictatorship, get's boring.. What's WRONG with me?!
I need to find something to do
That's fascinating, GUARANTEED!
Camping, no. Fishing, NO!
Not as fun as total tyranny!
Ugh, what else could there be?
What do I need..?
to everyone waking up right now
BAD morning!!! /j /j
making Gamejolt blitz fan ost rn
cuz uhhh, I'm bored and I really like GJ blitz!!!
i should not be allowed to post Vivian.
for this special occasion, I will NOT post anything Vivian related for
as long as I can handle
..you've got to be shitting me rn, right??
you EXPECT me to stand here and believe I'm at 900 followers.
well...
you'd be correct then! Here's 99999 joltbux!!
on a side note, thank you all for 900 followers!! (genuinely never expected more than 350 tbh)
"@blank doesn't know how to take a joke!!!!!"
ah yes, because literal harassment and fairly offensive stuff (+ ect.) is "funny".
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