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STOP POSTING THE COLOR PURPLE HERE!

purple is peak tho

HOW DARE YOU @AttackOmO

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And do NOT call yourself purple.

https://youtu.be/dsDKzYtjxx8?si=ECF4S5_niXCInhNS
That night they kidnapped me, glued my mouth shut, and threw pumpkins at me! I couldn't tell who they were, but my assumption is that it was PURPLE FACE.

KILL THESE 3 AS WELL.

Oh, also

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I WANT TO KILL PURPLE FACE