Welcome to the the Cult

You are probably gonna get involved in gang violence or terrorism or something of that sort, but who gives a pap.

What you shall do:

• You must appease pap

• You must nurture pap

• You must please pap

• You must succumb to pap

• You must heed his words

• Idk jack off I don’t care

Why we must do it:

• Uh

• It’s fun ig

• Pap is pretty cool tbh

• His shirt says sex

• That’s pretty funny right?

• …yeah?

• …Ok