What Mom swears will happen if I open the door to strangers:

Me as a child, when I first went from the children's area to the deep end of the pool:

Help, my brother thinks he's Miguel from Coco: 💀

(He didn't save anyone)

Esto ya se salió de control en Roblox 💀👀

Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

ain't no fucking way

Me at 3 in the morning looking for the blanket because I was cold:

...

Absolutely cinema ✋🗿🤚

I wanted to record but my mom hit me