Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

When you watch the videos your little cousin watches

*My family asks me to fix the internet*

Me, the expert:

....

When my mom makes us clean the house and I see that the one who makes all the mess isn't doing anything:

...

Police save me

Y ese facto 🗿🔥❓

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Tremendo cochino