the office of Funtime_Luka in -The Cawthon Cult-

Wellcome to the cult we are happy to see yu
Master Oogway: my students...
It's Been many days in NNN
And I'm still going strong
I am finally head to be-
Random girl on the bed: hey master.
Wana join meπ
Master Oogway: silence witch!
I do not wish to be horny anymore...
I just wish to be happy.
If she is obese...
She is easy to please π
-Master Oogway
If a guy calls you gay...
In his girlfriend's DM's... you shall stay.
-Master Oogway
If she rejects you do not despair...
Because her mother is always there π
-Master Oogway
If her booty does not bounce...
The end of the relationship you shall announce
-Master Oogway
Oh yeah and happy 8 march!