torture baby dave in the inescapable insanity community

is mayonnaise an instrument

torture baby dave in the worst ways you can think of

this is the best way (read article)

do this to baby dave so we can force him to walk (he will walk into any painful spots and that would be the true torture and he also would sometimes get ripped in half by the cones from falling)

Why should i torture him, is he evil?

ima tell expunged to eat baby dave and let him stay there for 1,000 years