whispers+hearmeout+opinions in Elvis Presley >:3

Elf on the Shelf..idk.

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....oK, HEAR ME OUT—

“I'm sleep deprived and I'm always in PAIN!”

“How will I ever learn to be SANE?”

“Are you for REAL?”

“where's the Advil-”

“Goodness GRACIOUS, I need a nap!”

YES