whispers+hearmeout+opinions in Elvis Presley >:3

Elf on the Shelf..idk.

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....oK, HEAR ME OUT—
“I'm sleep deprived and I'm always in PAIN!”
“How will I ever learn to be SANE?”
“Are you for REAL?”
“where's the Advil-”
“Goodness GRACIOUS, I need a nap!”
YES