General Gnarp things in The Gnarp Cult

Boy why you so gnarp gnap?
im gnarping it ohhh my god its all over the gnarp I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS

Why do humans have hands?
For petting the GNARP
For hugging the GNARP
For drawing pictures of GNARP
For reposting pictures of GNARP
For forfeiting all mortal possessions to GNARP
Guys i'm requesting help to yall cuz our fast recruiting stage Is going in failure and we won't have any time so PLS help us,i Will tell you what we'll target later
who's willing to be sacrificed to @Sir-Cipher ?

petition to make this the banner
good night gnarpers
the discontinued404 military has joined the effort againts the uzi invasion #stopuziinvasion
I'm surprised people aren't using the exploit I talked about to get in the best posts