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when a skeleton is scared what do you call it?
scared to the bone.

Here are 2 puns.

What did Toriel tell Frisk when they left the ruins?
Bone voyage, my child.

Why did the murderer bacame a surgeon?

ㅤ

To cut out your heart

you want privacy? ok, i'll leave you abone.

You know what's great about dead baby jokes? They never get old

i saw a dead girl in my basement

damn bro

she looks so Gore-geous

So a guy wakes up in a hospital and says "Doc I can't feel my legs"

The doctor says "I know. I amputated your legs off "

I visited my friend at his new house He told me to make myself at home So I threw him out I hate having visitors

im a good person right?

i like dark humor