dark_humor in P u n

Share some SANS-ational puns!

I visited my friend at his new house He told me to make myself at home So I threw him out I hate having visitors

im a good person right?

cuz i didn't make it into art school.

does that mean that the suicide hotline is the Customer Retention Department?

my man took down the tilted towers

Wander if anyone will end up leaving me