dark_humor in P u n

I hit a speed bump and it started screaming

Why did the murderer bacame a surgeon?

ㅤ

To cut out your heart

You know what's great about dead baby jokes? They never get old

i saw a dead girl in my basement

damn bro

she looks so Gore-geous

So a guy wakes up in a hospital and says "Doc I can't feel my legs"

The doctor says "I know. I amputated your legs off "