RealPoxy's Awesome Announces in RealPoxy's Official Fanclub

Going to Denny's ask me for anything! Yar har har!!!

I myself will get a Chick-fil-a

Or maybe a double pounder... Hm...

Yarrrr I be hungry now matey!! I require a feast.

I'll be going now, be well!!

Its not April Fools and I'm already the fool, ay?

Speaking of which... There's something pretty awesome coming on April Fools.

Worked my ass off for it... I hope y'all like it.

The Return of CustomerON... comes packed with irony.

More on that in 2 days!!!

I'm lost in the sea

Call for help mateys

Yar har har!!

please

Yar har har, whats up!!

Just a quickie - as in reminder - that I'm alive and well, yer her!

Here's a picture yers truly took ze other day!

Am out here with me friends and 'fishies' yar har har.

Anywhom, got-to go. Keep ye informed in me next endeavours!!!

I have been recently made aware of a live leak of my latest single.

My legal team has been informed regarding this, and we will take action against these leakers.

Me and Purply Boy will keep working hard to ensure its up to quality.

Stay bitchful.