All Posts in idiots who don't know what their doing

Mum come pick me up I'm drunk

Hey

teacher: the way you're sitting at your desk is improper for typing

me: like I give a shit

G H O S T S

beep beep motherfuckers get in the van we're goin' to wendy's

me: *spills my tea*

also me: I spilled the tea. literally.