General in Sh*tpost Central

Call 911
logging off for the night, goodnight <INSERT NAME I WILL CALL YOU AFTER TOMMOROW ONCE DECIDED>
everyone, say goodbye to the charlie and Alastor pfp for valentines day, I am now changing it back to my normal pfp. hope you guys like it.
search up this website(DO IT)

Toreador March Earrape
(RIP HEADPHONE USERS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ne1ybzspJQ

Me when people calls Atlético Mineiro "Cavalo paraguaio"
youareanidiot.org pls dont go now I have to much you are an idiot on my computer
What should I call you guys when I post?
Here are the choices(poll ends the day after valentines day, so have fun):
edit: holy f*ck I didn't think you guys would prefer the name "Radios" lol
3 votes Voting finished

is he going to use:
A) the gun he found
B) the power of friendship
Edit: comment what you think he will use