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Call 911
in de notepad i will kill you i am marty the armadyou the stinky smells wont deter me i will drink up all your PEE

Yep. A beverage dedicated to Putin. It’s at a restaurant I work in.
If bed bugs live in beds. Where do cockroaches live?
How to get woman
Tutorial for game jolters
Step 1:


My favorite music

For my 300th post I will do it. Here is a full pic of me. (I am 14 btw)