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Use the shower in the Maze of Suburbia to get a free full heal and remove unclean states

Kill a Trash Panda from the Maze of Suburbia You might get a pelt from it too

Fight off a Dumb Mom

Use a Basic Camera to unlock the Camera Flash and Butt Close-up

Agree with the Anime Gal and make all the Gymnast Guys in the Forest of Wild Wonder get mad at you (you can change your opinion anytime)

Agree with the Gymnast Guy and make all the Anime Gals in the Forest of Wild Wonder hate you (you can change your opinion anytime)

Fight the crazy Anime Kid in the School of Chaos

Attract a Clown Hunter with some boots that drop from a Kidnapping Clown in the Perilous Pines

Safely drink the fruit punch in the party room with a filtered cup

Make it to the outskirts of the Urban Settlements (not the Road to Greatness, beyond that)

Get someone's Ultra Gaming Buster Sword and equip it

Find out that there's more stuff in the Maze of Suburbia and return to the part of it where you started

Defeat the Extra Spicy Noodael Tower on the second floor of the Noodael House (and get free yogurt, yay!)

Fight Ely Fresh and make him teleport out of your way (also get Static Punch)

Get a treasure map from the Original Classic Fan, find a shovel, and dig up a chest containing a gold item: the Fire Backpack

Defeat the God Kid in battle and gain access to the back half of the School of Chaos

Get interviewed by the glitchy students at the School of Chaos

Defeat Rich Milo in a fight and be allowed to leave through the back of the School of Chaos

Witness a man being tried for his crimes against time and collect the aftermath of the teleportation

Win a fight against Nolan Kolide, the poor kid in the Maze of Suburbia He'll escape in search of a better place (also get Powershield)

Defeat the Bloody Cone, gaining access to the Playtime Plains

Befriend Albatross the Crisper, a strange boy who drinks Gamorade and eats ketchup (not at the same time fortunately)

Befriend Margot Lochester by dancing with her in the School of Chaos party room

Help the Original Classic Fan defeat his doomed AU doppleganger

Defeat Lorraine Malkovich, a friend of Nolan who is blocking the dimensional portals