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I like how it says blood and gore, sexual violence, nudity, etc. and its rated for all ages
When I get to the title screen, I can't start the game. It just sits at the Attack On Shrek II The ReShrekeningâ„¢ title card and does nothing even when i hit a bunch o buttons
(breathes heavily)
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puts on loop
© THOMAS CHALMERS (NinjaTeddyyBear)
HUMANITY HAS DEFEATED THE OGRES THAT DESTROYED THEIR CITY, BUT MOVED FROM THEIR RUIN. THEY CAME UMONGST A NICE PLACE AND CREATED ONIONIA. 100 AND 100'S OF YEARS PASSED AS THE PEOPLE LIVED IN PEACE. BUT THE OGRES HAD FOUND THEM AGAIN. THE COLLOSAL OGRE (SHREK) SMASHED OPEN THE WALL LEADING HIS OGRES INTO THE CITY. ACCOMPANIED BY MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF OGRES. THE ARMOURED, THE FEMALE AND THE PIRATE, JUST COZ.
NOW YOU SHERIN ONIAGER MUST PROTECT THE CITY OF ONIONIA FROM THESE OGRES. GOOD LUCK.
WASD TO WALK. SHIFT TO RUN. MOUSE TO LOOK. SPACE TO JUMP/ USE 3D ONION MANOUVERING GEAR
Also a huge thanks to **https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv60AeO928134NJ8jgalNdA for the music!**
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Most often asked about Ogres:
Q:Why do the Ogres want to eat the humans?
A:Because the Ogres are so stupid they mistake them for onions.
Q:How does the 3d onion manouvering gear work?
A:You get the left side out, put the onion in, you get the right side out and you shake it all about, you do the jump clicky then you spin around, that's what it's all about!
Q:Why are there different types of Ogres?
A:Breeding, duh?
Q:Why can't I have the early access???
A:Because you googled it and tried to pirate it!
Q:How did Sherin Oniager's Mum die?
A:A shirtles Pedo-Shrek humped the house down ontop of her.
Q:How tall is the Collosal Ogre (Shrek)?
A:Not as tall as yo Mumma! Okay, I'm going to have to admit, that was a really lame yo mumma...
Q:Why did you offend my Mum?
A:Because she's YO Mumma!
S:Okay now that's just mean!
R:That's a statement!
Q:Why is there a [CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION] Easter egg?
A:[CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION]
Q:Why did you make a sequel?
A:Because I was watching videos of people playing it and it made me depressed.
Well that just about wraps it up folks!
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Attack On Shrek II: The ReShrekoning Confirmed
Yes you heard it, or really SAW it. Attack On Shrek II: The ReShrekoning is confirmed and not a troll!
