Bemin's Stupid Adventure +

This snowman doesn't care about your feelings, he just leaves the cold hard truth. (no pun intended)

Good job! You kept your oath of not letting Slime McSlime's friends bully him because he was added in the 2nd patch!

Well, you gave Miner Slime their Haste Potion. Wonder what the actually does now... Hopefully the cops aren't on to us.

An accurate representation of the Boulder. He doesn't move like at all, and swears a lot. Sounds like an average gamer on XBOX Live...

You recruited Protofreeze to your team! You can finally relax and let this guy do the hard work!

Here we go! You defeated King Slime and received his... pancreas? WHO MADE UP THIS STORY, A 5 YEAR OLD?

Well, you somehow triggered your fat next door neighbor to fight you, and you won. Congrats?

You fat next door neighbor, Protofreeze spammed the "E" key so much that he found himself a Medic buddy.

Well, you defeated this guy. Actually 2 of them. FYI, their favorite genre of music is Jazz.

You fought your way to victory against this Fast-Food Superstar. Burger King will definitely sponsor you.

Well, respect your elders kids... Or else you'll have to fight them and they'll go Super Sayian. Actually, it's more like putting on a red shirt.

Some old guy from like the Greeks? Or something? I don't know, I failed history for a reason kids.

Um... Err... You defeated this guy... Yeah...

This fight makes me want to yell outside my house at 5 in the morning.

You defeated this guy! The amazing neck beard hac- I mean the amazing Wizardo!

You defeated this emo queen. CRAWLLING INNNN MY SKIIIINNN

Congrats! You defeated all of the bosses, and received all of their respective keys and talked to the Guard.

You defeated the Final Boss.

Sometimes, the end really isn't the end.