Five Nights at Fazzbers Pizza

He..Hello...aand..welcome!to Fazzbears pizza!uh,my name is Jane...and i wanted *to help you get settled in on your first night.You know that Fazzbear's Fright?the....the horror *attraction?Then you probably should know that it burns...uh,i actually worked there for 5 night's...So!Our boss buyed some things from there that are not burned to ashes...I think you already seen some of those...Am i right?
Uh,ok let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for grown-ups, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazzbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 190 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at day. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the night too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real* risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Fazzbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Fazzbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.-Jane***
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