Trophies
You are making a horrible mistake
Create your first world
Slapping trees is not enough
Cut down a tree.
Hunter
Kill any enemy.
Level Up
Upgrade a tool for the first time.
It's Night Time
Survive your first night
Proper Defense
Equip any armor pieces in all the armor slots.
Old McDonald had a farm
Collect a crop.
Capitalism
Buy something from the travelling merchant.
What a shame
Die for the first time. oof
Life Upgrade
Consume a Life Flower to increase your maximum health.
Don't ask who Joe is
Defeat Joe.
Pew Pew
Obtain a gun.
It's Fishin' Time
Catch a fish.
Firepower
Obtain a firesword.
Dedicated
Survive 10 days in one world.
Digging yourself in a deeper hole
Enter the mines.
Reject humanity, return to monke
Equip a monke mask.
Alchemist
Brew your first potion successfully.
And yes, I'm giving it A W A Y
Obtain a 19 dollar card.
YEAH TOAST!
Make toast.
Architect
Upload your own map for everyone to play.
Mission Complete?
Defeat Magma Monster and bring chaos to the island.
Conquer the Forest
Defeat the Tree Guardian.
Fast Food
Eat a Chicken Bucket.
You're not a clown, you're the entire circus
Defeat the Crazy Clown mini-boss.
Balls of Ukrainium
Cheat death with a Ukrainium Guard.
It's no longer squarin' time
Defeat the Cubic Chaos invasion.
AHH, YES
Kill an enemy in trainwreck mode.