Indie_Game_One

Everyone, at any place, at any time and with a bear muching their hands can achieve this trophy. Be happy there's not a bear right behind you.

ONE-HUNDRED COINS!!! My smart sarcasms cost more than this. Go and get the silver trophy to be insulted the way you want. :D

Welp! That's a little better, but no one marries someone with a silver trophy, go for the gold one. Girls love the gold trophy, not silver trophy! :D

Welp! That's better, but not good enough. Go buy some skil- OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH COINS. MWAHAHAHAHA

YEEEEAAAAH! You kid, make my work worth! Without a doubt you must be a total lady-killer! With this trophy comes the truly sensation of awesomeness! Enjoy it! *ahem* You can't achieve the platinum trophy... *moves eyebrows up and down*

Awesome, your score is awesome, you're awesome, go get some alcohol to celebrate your achievement!