Trophies

Bronze

Initiated

Survive your first battle.
5 EXP
Bronze

The End of Days

Sell Jack's beloved hat.
5 EXP
Bronze

I've Got Things to Do!

Use Lux or Nox in battle 20 times.
5 EXP
Bronze

Stylish, Ammirite?

Use the Skirmisher Subclass to dual-wield Swords.
5 EXP
Bronze

RICH!

Defeat 20 Diamond Demons.
5 EXP
Bronze

Who Said Steak?!

Order a sufficiently meaty product from XL Box Tom.
5 EXP
Bronze

Wait, It's Not My Time!

Good luck.
5 EXP
Bronze

They're Giving Out Free Stuff In There!

Complete one optional dungeon.
5 EXP
Bronze

Don't Panic, I'm a Doctor!

Revived an ally who was recently KO'd by a Light or Dark attack.
5 EXP
Bronze

XL Box Tom

Located the vertically-challenged impostor.
5 EXP
Bronze

Let's Look at the Funk

Listened to every song on the jukebox.
5 EXP
Bronze

Titanium

Obtain a Gunblade.
5 EXP
Bronze

I Never Asked For This

Met the broody cop.
5 EXP
Bronze

Flawless Aim

Whilst dual-wielding Small Arms, deal over 1000 damage with one Attack command.
5 EXP
Bronze

"The Sounds... I Don't Like 'Em..."

Get sufficiently sp00k3d in the Haunted House.
5 EXP
Bronze

Social Butterfly...?

Attend the most disastrous social outing of the 21st century.
5 EXP
Bronze

Educated

Read every book in the Library.
5 EXP
Silver

This Sword Looks Familiar

Find a specific weapon.
10 EXP
Silver

Call of the Code

Find the Command Console.
10 EXP
Silver

Between Dream and Reality

Find/stumble across the Room in the Wrong Game.
10 EXP
Silver

I Lurv Dargonz! R-r-rawr!

Find the questionable-quality knitwear.
10 EXP
Silver

Diabeetus

Find the most Easter of all Easter Eggs ever.
10 EXP
Silver

I Like the Danger

Complete three optional dungeons.
10 EXP
Silver

w8 didd u s33 th@t l00k agh3nnhe

Discovered the Lair of the #L00mynartee.
10 EXP
Silver

Dear Markimoo...

Discover the unnerving tape.
10 EXP
Silver

Posh Enthusiast

Collect every firearm used by British Armed Forces in the game.
10 EXP
Silver

Drunk Clovers

Obtain a ridiculous spellbook and have Jack learn it as a Destructionist.
10 EXP
Silver

I Made This!

Complete the "Ctrl + Alt" sidequest storyline.
10 EXP
Silver

Free Enthusiast

Obtain every firearm used by US Armed Forces in the game.
10 EXP
Gold

The Big Red One

Achieve this trophy to view the description.
15 EXP
Gold

Wait... You're...

Totally not stolen from anywhere else.
15 EXP
Gold

Can I Live There?

Complete five optional dungeons.
15 EXP
Gold

All Powerful

Obtain the highest-tier Arcane skills for Fire, Ice, Elec and Wind.
15 EXP
Gold

Impractical in the Best Way

Defeat a Praxis Demon with a party of nothing but Freelancers.
15 EXP
Gold

The Travelling Hermit of Armageddon

Defeat Charles in his favourite fighting game.
15 EXP
Gold

Raining Pain

Obtain the Ultimate Destruction spellbook.
15 EXP
Gold

From the Heavens

Obtain the Ultimate Synthesist spellbook.
15 EXP
Gold

As Long As I Breathe

Obtain the Ultimate Spiritmaster spellbook.
15 EXP
Gold

I'm Going to Teach Him to Speak

Obtain the Ultimate Summon.
15 EXP
Gold

Knowledgable

Obtain every Encylcopedia entry.
15 EXP
Platinum

Most Valuable Fan

Obtain every trophy in Markiplier Project.
20 EXP
Platinum

I Am The KING of LIFE!

Defeat Death... if you can.
20 EXP
Platinum

Overseer of the Rift

Defeat every Ultimate Boss.
20 EXP