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Dear Patchman Team, I found a little glitch. If you have a dialog wit someone and get killed while you are still in the dialog, the camera does not reset to the normal view.

More Sheeple need rescuing - this time from Office World - and Patchman is on the case! But now there are sinister Blue Squares to contend with...

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A reconfigurable, transformable, crazy boss with an attitude! The Square Boss is quick to tell you he's EIGHT TIMES more powerful than the Circle Boss. But how? If you're familiar with the first episode, Granny Sheeple was abducted to give enormous power to the Circle Boss.

Now we're looking at a drone boss that is powered by eight Sheeple Engineers! Each of those cubicles needs to be cracked open for an emergency extraction! Patchman is gonna need some serious help to rescue them... or will he get trapped in a cubicle himself? Don't be a square, Patchman!

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Patchman's primary goal has always been to rescue the Sheeple - and this time, it's the Sheeple of Office World! What's Office World? Imagine Dunder Mifflin meets Gringotts inside The Matrix. Obvious now, right? Across this diverse land of uniformity, you'll meet all sorts of new Sheeple: Boardroom Sheeple, Teller Sheeple, Security Sheeple, Desk Job Sheeple, and more!

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A world of offices can't be 100% made of quirky coffee mugs and spiffy ties. There was a price to pay! Cast outside of the shiny buildings are the Homeless Sheeple. They live in shacks and feed off the crumbs found in the wrappers of old Vending Machine packages, tossed aside as garbage by unaware corporate Sheeple! Patchman will have to rescue them, too! And maybe they'll even help our hero in ways unexpected...

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PATCHMAN VS. BLUE SQUARES is the second episode of a four-part series that when all combined together makes a game called: DON'T BE PATCHMAN! Be sure not to miss out on uncovering the mystery of Patchman, as when the final clues are revealed, it will blow your entire view of the world apart!


Features:

  • Narrative action-adventure with stealth-farming mechanics

  • Single-player stand-alone episode

  • Realtime isometric gameplay

  • Collectible comic book pages

  • Multiple levels with unique settings

  • Oddball NPCs and AI-powered enemies

  • Complete gamepad, mouse+keyboard, and keyboard support

  • Fullscreen or windowed mode with effects level settings

  • Support for over twenty languages - or no language

  • Unique anti-anti hero as main character

  • Mysterious story and intriguing theme

  • For Windows, Mac, Linux

  • And more...!
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all-ages
Mild Cartoon Violence
Crass Humor

The LAST day! Get in here!!

Less than TWO days remain...

Only two days remain in our Kickstarter - please back now before it’s too late!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/naturally/patchman-vs-blue-…

Really, if you want to see this game complete, we need your support!

Office Swarm!

Go over level 8 of Patchman vs Red Circles, with a surprise appearance by the Office Sheeple (Episode Two!), and also vent about frustrations of being ignore by indie gaming industry.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/245801519

Ready Sheeple One

Stephen Sheepleberg ain’t got nothin on Patchman!

Well, except maybe a couple hundred million dollars budget…

Our Kickstarter has under two weeks left: http://kickstarter.dontbe.ca

Please help us not let our dreams be dreams!

Captain Patch T. Man wants your caption, man!