Powerless

Trophies

Bronze

Slowpoke

You're not very fast, are you?
5 EXP
Bronze

NERD!

Talk nerdy to me <3
5 EXP
Bronze

The Mummy

Those bandages... they look good on you.
5 EXP
Bronze

500

Oh man, I just love that movie, 500. You never heard of it?
5 EXP
Bronze

Kill da Woo.

What is this thing, really?
5 EXP
Bronze

Mignon

You killed a minion... n'est-ce pas mignon?
5 EXP
Bronze

Fear no evil

You killed one of these demon things. You're doing gooooooooood.
5 EXP
Bronze

Mirror mirror...

This guys was annoying!
5 EXP
Bronze

Chain reaction.

You managed to get a x 5 combo. Yeeeeeeah!
5 EXP
Bronze

Assassin

A x 10 combo. Woah!
5 EXP
Silver

It's over 900!

That's what they say, right?
10 EXP
Silver

2000, a powerless odyssey

You are powerful!
10 EXP
Silver

Wongo killah

You killed the fire-bullet enemy... what do you want, a medal? (Here's your trophy).
10 EXP
Silver

Andre 3000

Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright
10 EXP
Gold

Survivor

The countdown went to zero and you're still alive. The game's called "POWERLESS", not "POWERFUL"! Why are you doing this to me?!
15 EXP
Gold

5000!

Woah, that's almost a million.
15 EXP
Platinum

IDOL KILLER

Oh...my...god. You really tried it? Congratulations!
20 EXP