Trophies
I’m so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
View the credit screen
My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting ‘cause it involves robots.
Watch the whole into
I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time.
Kill 5 fleshbags with the saw and 5 fleshbags with the flamethrower in one round
Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?
TICKLEFEST!
We’ll soon stage an attack on technology worthy of being chronicled in an anthem by Rush.
Play 5 rounds in one session
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Kill 21 or less fleshbags