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Save often. MOST of the bugs have been ironed out, although some of the books are just not working/THE book fbx isn’t exporting for reasons unknown, so you might see random glowing lights on the ground, means there’s a read screen there.

 

1 IN every save and loads causes a 501 error, which after tracking down forums and reading through others experiencing this issue, no resolution could be found or even an explanation to why it happens, and there’s no patterns to this, it just happens every so often loading between levels.

 

IM aware the main character has a funny walk, did MEAN to fix that, but gave up and thought, yah fuck it, that will do!!!

 

IF you can’t find the exit, and it’s a level where you start on your ship, most likely the exit point is the ships wheel, which you approach and press E after completing the task of that level.  Doggo will follow you if you approach and press E, but the Dogggo is still very experimental, it might just fuck off and nosedive into the sea at any given moment, but they’ll always come back to you!! DON’T press anything during the cut scenes as it will SKIP them.

 

OH, and don’t press ATTACK when your in doggo mode, it forces the player into an attack which doggo is not animated to do and ends up sticking you in a loop which can only end if you load a save or die.

 

So the Twitch Verse has a long and strange back story that I’ve included in this document!!! You can read it if you want, or not!!

 

FINALLY.

 

I really hope you enjoy playing this game. It’s taken time, and its been painstaking, but its done and I’m so pleased to share it finally.

 

 

-THE TWITCH VERSE-

IN the beginning of time, there was one                 Universe, of Gods and Moons, for a brief moment, everything existed in harmony, but the Great Moons where hungry, hungry for power, and thus began the First Great war of reality.

. The moon and its Empire were defeated by the ancient Gods, however this came at a price. The ancient gods would sacrifice their own existence to defeat the Empire and give birth to a second Universe.

 

But this was where things began to get complicated. Something powerful in time and space interacted with the second big bang, and thus an infinite number of quantum Universes with the prime Universe at its centre forging them all together like a vast clock work of infinite cogs and wheels, turning in synchronicity. 

 

 

With in Universe Prime, 12 worlds survived the war where many billions of others were lost to its flames. These worlds would include Highrule and the Planet Earth, however the other 10 remain a mystery, hidden.

 

 

In the Ancient lands of HIGHRULE, a great darkness was twisting and turning the world upon its self, by corrupting the base code of the Universe. A being known as the GLITCH, however in a fierce battle of epic proportions, The Monolith armed with the tri-horse and the Meat ball of power, cast the Glitch into the deep depths of the Galactic recycle bin.  But behind the scenes, a grand puppet master pulling the strings, the last survivor of the great moon WARS.

Some time after this, The Monolith went missing, and so did his close friends BEERSYS beer, his entire stock of beer, taken. And so Beersy began an epic quest across the northern great kingdoms, searching high and low until a grand conspiracy was revealed. The Great MOON, revealed its self to Beersy but Beersy with his might and power, slayed the moon, but the blast caused Beersy to be cast back in time to the ancient Universe, where the ancient Moons would offer him away back to his family and friends. Time was changed, creating a second bubble Universe containing Highrule, where Beersy once again emerged to find that his Beer had been stolen. Beersy once again embarks on a grand quest to find his beer, and once again uncovers the plot by the Moon Gods, however this time they have sent their greatest warrior, the twitch king to defeat Beersy, and conquer the world of Men. In a fierce battle, the Twitch King reveals him self to be the Original Beersy from the original Highrule, and as he dies in the hands of himself, the Universe unable to handle the Paradox, opens a bridge between the ancient Universe and the Present day, ALLOWING the MOON Empire to cross and if not stopped, gain access to the Prime Verse, and all of its quantum realities. But Beersy realises, to stop them, he must delete the world, eventually Beersy confronts the moon, and deletes the Bubble Universe, sending the MOON Gods back to their past, on doing so, he sacrifices himself, but restoring the original timeline. There, history flows as destiny intended, the Moon is defeated and cast back to hell, but the war is not over yet. It sits, and waits, waits for its moment to return.

The flow of history continues until we find our selves in the distant future of the Prime Verse, an experiment is taking place on the Planet Mars, where Maz ArmaGeddon directed by a dark A.I, opens a portal to one of the quantum Universes, A universe of Hell and damnation. In response, the Australian Rescue Space Agency send a crack team of commando’s to the red planet, tasked to find the cause of the hell portal and seal it.  The ship is attacked, the crew killed barring ONE, The Monolith, recruited by the W.I.I  from Highrule.

He finds him self on a hellish world, fighting demons until eventually opening a portal that causes him to leap between the different Quantum realities, until eventually making his way into the Heart its self, where the DOOM guy confronts him. During this moment of good verses EVIL, the hell dimensions opens portals above Prime Earth, unleashing its entire army, the battle for Earth begins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

W.I.I ships engaging the demons in a fierce battle. DOOM guy is defeated, but once again like the Glitch of Highrule, he was a mere puppet as the Moon God reveals its self once more striking Monolith down however against the odds, he raises up again, using the Monolith effect blasting the Moon into a million pieces, and thus at long last, the Moon Empire is finally put to rest, however The Monolith finds him self trapped in Hell, till a mysterious stranger appears, offering him a way out, and like a fool, he took the strangers offer.

 

 

 

There was little to no rest bite for the Earth, as with most of its star fleet defeated, the Broccoli Empire, founded on Uranus 50 years ago, unleashed its ultimate weapon, THE daft Punk Star, however, the remanent of the W.I.I  recruited Commander Adzo, who would lead the last of the star fighters into battle. The head of the W.I.I is kidnapped, taken hostage by the Broccoli Empire, and thus Adzo must lead a daring mission to rescue her. He fails, as when he arrives, she’s already been rescue’d by the USS sassington, aka the sassy Pants. Adzo defeats the Empower (he runs a electric company called EmPower) and his dark apprentice, DARK INVADER who is essentially a giant space dildo. Adzo escapes and leads his star fighters into battle, where in a hero battle, fails to destroy the Daft Punk Star. The Space station then turns its weapon on the Moon, blasting it in HALF, sending debris flying in all directions.

But hope is not lost, as the remains of the Star fleet gather, lead by Captain Bo’locks. The Daft Punk Star is defeated, and Commander Adzo is placed in prison, awaiting a trial that never comes.

As the dust settles, and a sense of normality returns to the solar system, the great Purge begins. A vast solar event takes place, causing the great Purge, destroying most of Humanities technology, BUT this was only the beginning of the terror that would fall upon the Solar System. Scientists discovered the Sun was becoming unstable and causing the system to fracture. Earth was entering a deep freeze. The brightest minds Humanity had to offer came together, creating a stratagem to tackle the sol crisis.

Different Branches where formed, The Citadel, The Genisis project, and Project Redemption, The citadel would settle Humanity on Mercury and Venus, with a secret colony on Pluto.  Mars remained off limits. Project Redemption is established around Jupiter, with a secondary smaller facility on the Rim Of Uranus. Project Redemption remains classified. The Genesis project built 70 sanctuary cities across the Globe, as the ice began to slowly cover the Planet. 12 of these cities where dedicated to finding new ways to ensure humanities survival. Eventually they found the answer, Quantum Reality merged with quantum computers. The two together would allow living Human Minds to be stored in a virtual reality, however this caused a very complex quantum temporal effect, quantum realities became as real as our own reality, existing in the Quantum core, but also existing as their own separate very real Universes.  The domino effect in space time would reach as far back as the 2nd big bang, thus creating a self-contained paradox, “Quantum creationism” is what the Architect refers to it as. Despite the added complications, The Genesis project would endure with its plans. Building 12 arc ships to carry the suspended human minds to new worlds, and even new Universes, but this forged something else in Quantum Realities. The collective minds of Humanity, all its darkness and evil desires gave birth to an Entity Known as Zodiac. The creature would wage a war with Project Genesis, moving from Sanctuary to Sanctuary consuming the frozen minds, growing stronger. Several of the ARK ships manage to escape the dying Earth, however its unclear to how many made it, this brings us to Sto Of the Seas, where the quantum mind of Sto is awoken, tasked to lead the last of Humanity to a new home.

 

 

But Zodiac is watching, waiting, and they Have a Plan. #textadventure #scifi #shooter #platformer #retro #rpg #action #arcade



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