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Oh my god my lives in Yorkshire nearby! Hahaha. Lets see it anything real place, aye? Thanks for finally on the map! It truly means a lot.
nice music.
An error stopped me from continuing:
FATAL ERROR in
action number 1
of Alarm Event for alarm 0
for object text3:
Moving to next room after the last room.
This occurred after I got off of the train.
Music: http://freesound.org/people/kickhat/ http://freesound.org/people/cottager/
"In his hand ye helf a apple, in the other, a cain." Built from the ground up in under 1 minute for the MGF gamejam, the Yorkshire Parable is an action-scroll based realistic bullet wound damage mechanic inspired role playing MMOGRF online game suitable for all players. The player follows the story of Garvin Hedgesquire, a part-time purple fanta consumer attempting to make the big bucks in Yorkshire. Money = fanta, and the other day hedgesquire was handed a bottle of ornage fanta and almost snapped the postie's neck thrusting the body into a stone wall at 300 mph he checks the body, the Life is gone out of it, then he did it, "I didn't mean it". Later at the hospotal "How did you obtain this body?" "I found him passed out under the laundromat" he was concluded to have pretended death, or was in transit to the second life, "anywho looks like he died from this blow to his hair-do, was his hair originally purple? or..." "Or?" "Or was this obtained from the impact?" Shiver my timbers, he thought, green turns purple on high impact, but... was it the green fanta? or...... in belief of a second life, his belief was his hand to his aid, or was it the hand of god. or god's helper. something like that, anyway, The Religion was probably one of the Fanta Religions, Hedgesquire begins an investigation into the matter. The postie lives again as a voiceless acorn. It's a orange acorn... save my soul. Thus far, it was likely to be the green fanta or the purple. The player must climb stone walls and leap between misery and sorrow, in-search for all the purple fantas. "living twice is why I clam hear, an uh... yhe green fanta is all in australia... Jesus Christ I life my pen without a lid, stop distracting my, now i can't finish this scroll god damn!" Legendary words of Sotne Mannette, "why is it to live once when that can live twice, living once is to drink once, u live twice u get more fanta.... uh... Don't take me again or I will end your Life, assuming u dont have the key to Life, i am the key.... hahahaha."
Created in game maker and is approximately a very good game. If your interested, go ahead and download the PC version below. Enjoy!
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