Comments (6)
I'm so confused. The art is... interesting... and the dialogue is great, but I have NO clue what I'm doing. 3/5
Well okay then. I like the weird humour in this game, but the gameplay is horrible. The controls are clunky and you get caught on things quite often, also sometimes when you try to talk to somebody you need to be standing in a precise spot. There are only two "puzzles" and they're just a matter of clicking something while standing in the right place. I don't really recommend this one.
inspired
Not anymore :O
lol, i thought veggie tales was the name of some christian educational show
Tom Tom's quest for an delayed onion shipment sets him on a path into the dark heart of the American Dream.
FEATURES:
An almost 5-minute RPG
Innovotive battle system takes place entirely in the fifth dimension, beyond the reach of human ken
A game created in the proper dialectical spirit: rather than kowtow to bourgeois concepts of 'immersion', 'depth', 'gameplay' or 'quality' this game powerfully confronts the player with cumbersome controls, tiny text and frequent bugs. No longer being sated and tranquilized by the comforting norms of traditional 'entertainment', the perspacious gamer rises above, spirit renewed and heart soaring with dreams of revolution!
CONTROLS:
arrows - walk
z - interact
x - inventory
esc - menu
#rpg
