1. When i was four. My parents started drinking the gremice drink. I tried to stop them. But they transformed into purple monsters. They turned gay.

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3.I was tucking my son into bed and said "there are no monsters" then I looked under the bed and saw jamal with a knife.

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5. I used my razor to cut my carrot. Then I found out I was on drugs. Then I found out my wee wee was gone.