I hope this is NOT real

Im this rn

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WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

Literally me:

Mi serpiente esta solida

😭😭😭

Everyone,join! Or everyone will be stupid!

Do you want to be stupid? DON'T JOIN!

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