WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

LITERALLY ME

I hope this is NOT real

✝️🔥

Bro she already got a son

Literally me:

Hay alguien español aquí aun?

Mi serpiente esta solida

Everyone,join! Or everyone will be stupid!

Do you want to be stupid? DON'T JOIN!

Im this rn