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1 year ago
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Bob subplot: "The food critic wrote me up for hair in my food and people stopped eating here"
Tina subplot: "Girls are making rumors that I have hairy pits because"
Teddy subplot:
How Roblox feels when they ban someone catching preds and approving UGC emotes of someone humping the air
How it feels putting heart and soul into a drawing and it is worthless while someone smears their own feces on a wall and sells it for 2x the price of Guatemala's GDP
"Can I get an OC?"
"Sure thing, comin' right up."
"And hold the backstory"
"Hold the backstory..?"
"And hold the superpowers"
"Hold the... Hey Jimmy! Get me a OC wit NOTHIN'."
"Nothing?"
It's the only warmth he ever had!
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