
Next up
"Can I get an OC?"
"Sure thing, comin' right up."
"And hold the backstory"
"Hold the backstory..?"
"And hold the superpowers"
"Hold the... Hey Jimmy! Get me a OC wit NOTHIN'."
"Nothing?"
It's the only warmth he ever had!
Bob subplot: "The food critic wrote me up for hair in my food and people stopped eating here"
Tina subplot: "Girls are making rumors that I have hairy pits because"
Teddy subplot:
How Roblox feels when they ban someone catching preds and approving UGC emotes of someone humping the air
When you see the most obvious type of comment bait but you know you can't warn people in the comments because then you're engaging
How Stardew Valley feels after heavily punishing you because you didn't sell your shmingbob to Larry the merchant on the 27th day of winter at exactly 12:01 while it's raining
I voiced it lmao
2 comments