How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

I hope this works

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?