Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicle #7
Episode Seven: Wagonlley "The Wagon Pet"
Chapter Seven: (What A Wagonlley & Beautiful Day)
But thankfully though, here and now on the #15thDay here on August of 2024, we finally can talk about arguably one of our favorite parody mascots of all time here at Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!! Created all the way back on March 19th, 1970, and then was shown off for the first time ever here on GameJolt on March 19th, 2024, we give you guys the official and first hand-made parody mascot/character created by none other then our official #HHSandNSowber known as of course "Baxx Jonnson", the son of Nave Jonnson, we give you guys once again, the #9thAndFINAL parody mascot from Series One of 2024!!!!
(Official Link to Where Baxx Jonnson's First Hand-made Parody Creation was FIRST seen for the first time ever: https://gamejolt.com/p/2024-hhs-parody-character-9-wagonlley-aka-the-wagon-pet-cr-iex7yjdg)
BEHOLD!!!! "Wagonlley", also known as also the "The Wagon Pet", one of the very first and ever successful parodies here among the entire and official community of Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!! Yes, also for Napature Science as well too!!!!! And yes, let's not forget that this cute little Wagon-ed Pet was also and originally named and coded as "SCP-WPC313" as well too!!! Not a lot though, but you all get them ideas and whatnot!!!!
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(Official Link to Wagonlley's Parody Cartoon Character Poster: https://gamejolt.com/p/hhs-parody-character-cartoon-poster-15-created-on-august-3rd-qxbtewic)
(Official Link to Where Wagonlley's Cartoon Depiction was ever first discovered!!! (Alongside with Mr. Dynamtapus's Cartoon Depiction as well too!!!!): https://gamejolt.com/p/hhs-cartoon-depiction-5-and-6-for-both-mr-dynamtapus-wagonlle-phxrceii)
So yeah, Wagonlley, one of the most famous and most popular parodies of all time, he has been on top of everything!!!! From merch, to them cartoon parody shows, and yeah!!! You all name it!!!! Wagonlley had also won many awards and also owned so much marketing stuff!!! From statues, commercial breaks, and many other stuff as well!!!!! Not only that, he was also the only one that has NOT gotten any recalls, no accidents/incidents with other people, and also not getting involved with any other kinds of problems none whatsoever!!!!!
Which is, kind of funny, because all of our past parody mascots/characters that we'd talked about had many past accidents, problems and incidents with many people, and because that Wagonlley was all officially hand-made by none other then Baxx Jonnson, it appears something has to deal with souls living inside almost all other parody mascots!!! Well???.......Almost all of them I guess..............But I even digress around here folks!!!! Is Wagonlley as nice wagon-like parody pet to keep??? Well, of course I guess!!!!!
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But however, is he dangerous towards human kind or parody mascot/character kind??? Well, it's of course, parody mascot/character kind of course!!!!! Ever since the 1980s had came around, our positive and friendly Wagon Pet seems to have lots of parody troubles fitting in with other parody mascots/characters of Haxx Hustun Studios and Napature Science!!!!! Around on April 1st, 1981, Wagonlley has being picked on from both Chess Greece and DeathfSnake from having a body that was made out of plastic!!!!! Then around on March 24th 1985, he has been blowing up from Mr. Dynamtapus's massive explosions!!!!
And when the 1990s had hit, things got more and more worst for our Wagon Pet!!!!!!!! Even during the official showings during the parody shows and spin offs, Wagonlley had sadly been becoming a laughing stock in front of all of the other parody mascots/characters AND parody cameo mascots/characters of Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!! All of this also goes to the other hand-made parody mascots of Haxx Hustun Studios as well too!!! But more on all of that later on!!!!! Anyways, after nearly a few more decades later on, our positive and friendly Wagon Pet has finally given himself another chance to shine more brighter!!!!
But, we must have to go all the way back during the earliest development phases of Wagonlley here!!!!!! During the very earliest stages of the development cycles of Jax Justun & Jax Marble and Their Disventures in Hechology Technolegy in Rise of the HHS Parody Characters of Napature & Aperture Science (which I still have no clue why that they still put both Justun's name and Marble's name in all of their parody properties and everything), our loveable Wagon Pet was actually first introduce by Haxx Hustun Studios since on this day alone on August 15th, 2014!!!! Literally during the earliest years of FNAF and their fan-made games!!!!
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However though, Wagonlley was originally named and coded as just "The Wagon Pet" as just only a placeholder name during its early development stages!!!!! And before he once was an ACTUAL wagon-like pet, Wagonlley was actually originally designed to be as this!!!!!
On August 15th, 2014, Wagonlley was originally going to be a friendly-like spider-monstered-like table!!!! But then, this was officially scrapped for good because it looked way to scary to become a friendly parody-like monster!!!! This old model/design would then become the official designs for one of the official recalled parody characters/mascots of Haxx Hustun Studios known as "Table-La-Labble", also known as "The Tabble Labbler Pet"!!!!! Then nearly a few years later, roughly around on January 20th, 2016, it was then to not only renamed itself as Wagonlley of course, but would also have yet another scrapped design!!!!!
Now known as the now official designs of yet another official recalled parody character of Haxx Hustun Studios, this one was also then scrapped due to be very VERY boring and was not looking so friendly at all!!!! Then in October 16th, 2018, Wagonlley's designs had then FINALLY changed into the one that we all know and love today!!!!! An actual wagon!!! However though, there were actually multiple variants of his actual wagon parody designs!!!!
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One of then actually looks like a car that was made out of lava (which that would been the official designs for one of them Alien Monster-noids for Jax Justun Studios), the other two that would and could've been parents of Wagonlley, and the other four that were just lost forever in the parody space-ness of time!!!!! And now, six years later, on March 19th, 2024, Wagonlley, also known as the Wagon Pet, has finally been created as our official wagon pet as we all know it or HIM now today!!!! (Which you can see him the very top of this single post here!!!!)
OH WAIT A MINUTE!??!?!?!!! Did we forget to mentioned that, one of the earliest and now scrapped designs for Wagonlley was also known as the official design for Noppyright Striycka?!??!?!!!! YEP!!! This was no joke at all folks!!!!! This was officially one of the very oldest designs/models for Wagonlley which this was created all the way back on July 25th, 1999!!!!!! Which this one was officially known as the official designs for Noppyright Striycka!!!!! So yeah, many old models and designs aside, Wagonlley was then also named as The Wagon Pet as well too!!!! As his nickname of course!!!! Wagonlley was also been voiced acted by none other then "Kraxk Cerrawlld", the official designer of Wagonlley and all of his original and scrapped designs/models!!!!!
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We'd also had nearly like a full total of 104 scripts for Wagonlley's roles in this parody-like tv series!!!! Unfortunately, during this long development cycle, almost all of the 100 original scripts for our beloved Wagon Pet were all lost forever and/or were reused with other parody mascots of Haxx Hustun Studios!!!! Thankfully though, only four of them were recovered!!!! Which one of them are the ones that we're all using it for Wagonlley for today, and the second one that just says "Nooga Booga!!! Nooga Booga!!!" Umm??? I guess that's how Wagonlley had got this on his original cartoon depiction in the first place!!!!
Oh, and as for the other two scripts for Wagonlley, well??? They're just all blank!!!!! Yeah!!! Sorry about that folks!!! So yeah, looks like we have yet another massive behind the scenes look at yet another parody mascot here at Haxx Hustun Studios!!!! So, as for me of course, well??? It's just Wagonlley, the friendly-old Wagon Pet!!!!! I have like nothing much else to say about this guy right here!!!! However though, I just want to say's that, he was actually one of the most easiest parody mascots out there that I'd ever designed!!!!
Also, I have like no ideas and why how I created something like a parody-like wagon pet in the first place!!!!! Well technically, these were of course the earlier/earliest stages of Baxx Jonnson's hand-made parody mascot routines!!!! Not only that though, Wagonlley was actually one of the very first friendliest parodies that I'd ever made in my entire life for Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!! So yeah folks, that has finally concludes that FINAL episode/chapter of the Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicles of all parody mascots/characters of series one!!!! Sorry this one has to be pushed back like a lot.......But I guess it was worth the weights!!!! Anyways, that finally ends for today's final episode of the first series of parodies of the Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicles!!!! Stay tuned for some more future updates and see you all next time!!!! Have a nice and safe goodnight sleep and have a wonderful day!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!! #WelcomeToHaxxHustunStudios!!!!!! #TheWagonPetLovesYouAll!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!
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