Suggestion: We could use another person at popcorn stand during peak hours.

Suggestion: Please move the chowder cart away from the main water slide. Also please have water slide staff keep an eye out for children who just ate. When anyone gets sick in there, three or four people have to go through it before we know about it.

Suggestion: It would be nice if we had a way to give more Epic Mickey cheat codes secretly. Maybe private meeting time with management?

Suggestion: Need more soldiers at south gate.

Suggestion: Music in the Games Room keeps slowing down or reversing, it’s VERY annoying.

Suggestion: Please tell the mascots to cut their hair before getting in. We keep getting one in with red hair near it's head and we think someone’s trying to be funny. The head won't come off, so getting in wouldn't even be possible.

Suggestion: Please fix the music in the Games Room, it’s still driving me up the street.

Suggestion: Guests are complaining about the Nintendo Wiis in their rooms.

Suggestion: Need a better or newer coffee machine for the restroom.

Suggestion: I wasn’t going to say anything because I’m pretty tolerant, but please stop admitting angry german children without faces. They won’t stay in the guest areas.

Suggestion: The common area could use a bigger selection of DVDs and games. Also, that kid is hogging the Wii; all he does is play Epic Mickey games. It's getting pretty annoying.

Suggestion: Still need military at south gate. What’s cheaper, having a staffer pass by once in a while, or fighting Russia?

Suggestion: South gate needs more military.

Suggestion: What are we doing about the drawings of that girl at the employee exit? Send security there more times of the day, or whatever.

Suggestion: Don’t feel safe leaving south gate at end of shift.

Suggestion: Frank is cheating in the desert when he thinks I’m not watching. Please do something about this immediately.

Suggestion: Tell the mascots to stay out of where they don’t belong. One of them keeps turning off music in the games room. Can’t tell who because of the suit. Have a meeting or something.

Suggestion: Please give the Mascots more break time or allow them to take short breathers during work hours. Make-up and deotrant are one thing, but now we keep getting the same suit scented of strong perfume.

Suggestion: Stop Frank, he’s a menace. He's working with Adolf Hitler. I'm not making this up.

Suggestion: Sorry to write on a napkin, but we need more suggestion cards or else somebody is stealing them all. I think a Red Spy is in the base, personally.

Suggestion: Stop the Music pin

Suggestion: I swear, all these german kids are getting into everything. Every time I thin one of them out the others just misbehave more. I keep finding them in gaming at the bottom of stairways and they think its funny. It’s not funny. I can’t get through.

Suggestion: We need more Pokemon cards.

Suggestion: We received a mascot suit with paint on its gloves. Someone took it to the south gate, and the color matches what the vandal is using. Might be worth looking into. Also, where are the cards?

Suggestion: skin sticking to the sores

Suggestion: It’ s tOo hard to writ with this gloves on

Suggestion: Thanks for the suggestion cards! Finally! What are we doing about staffing check-in at peak hours?

Suggestion: Once more, sorry for the napkin. We’re out of cards again.

Suggestion: One of the mascots cornered me in the supply closet and fucked me. I’ve told Michael Afton about it but I don’t think he’s going to do anything because I don’t know who was in the outfit. I’m going to file a lawsuit if management continues to avoid my calls. This is a final notice. Additionally, please restock the cards. I suspect they were removed so you could discourage my reports against the Red Spy.

Suggestion: ha ha I’m a demon

Suggestion: FUCK YOU~

Suggestion: Someone’s taking out Wii Remotes. I mean, just everywhere. The guests are getting increasingly angry about turning on their Nintendo Wii only to have nothing to use as a controller.

Suggestion: When are we getting some new games in the common room? I’m not complaining because they’re old games, just that plenty are just Epic Mickey and only the kid usually plays them.

Suggestion: What’s the EA Sports on that coffee maker?

Suggestion: The vending machines on the third floor in the guest area are constantly unplugged and the money slots are often jammed with Chuck E. Cheese tokens. I don’t even know what these coins are doing at this place.

Suggestion: We need more cards again.

Suggestion: Try to find Frank.

Suggestion: I will give you clues about Frank, okay?

Suggestion: Clue #1, It’s warm.

Suggestion: Clue #2, It’s wet.

Suggestion: We need another coat of paint on the south gate. Are you doing anything about this Youtuber?

Suggestion: Clue #3, Eject.

Suggestion: The chowder cart is still next to the water slide and there have been two more incidents involving children getting sick halfway through the pipe. This is really reflecting poorly on the resort.

Suggestion: I don’t think you’re lookng for frank!!

Suggestion: Hey, I don’t want to be dick, but seriously, where are the cards? This box is pointless.

Suggestion: I keep humping the floor or

Suggestion: maybe it’s just that I feel like it.

Suggestion: I can’t get any rest because there’s too much to do. Every time I lie down guests keep looking at me strange.

Suggestion: i can’t get my head off i can’t get my head off i cant get my head off i cant get my hed off i can’t get my head of

Suggestion: ignore last card it was my real head i forgot

Suggestion: the girl is sticking to my sores and there are more sores

Suggestion: all i am is sores

Suggestion: the girl is breathing and it uses my lungs

Suggestion: F

Suggestion: UCK

Suggestion: i keep locking the gates but someone keeps opening them again please tell them to stop doing that because it lets everyone out again and i feel that’s counter productive

Suggestion: they found frank and they’re going to blame me please advise

Suggestion: HAHAHAHA franks face was like a keyboard after gamer rage when they pulled him out but when i laughed at it everyone looked at me even the German kid which is odd

Suggestion: i have to think of what to do

Suggestion: oh

Suggestion: i know hang on

Suggestion: I’m not sure if the suggestion box is the right place for this, but security isn’t doing much about my complaint. Over the last couple days I’ve been circling the resort and counting the number of staffers. As far as I can tell, there are more mascots on the grounds than we have on payroll. Security says it doesn’t make sense, but I think we have one extra.

Suggestion: please help, costumes are heavy with DeMoNs inside and there’s no person left for me