Can someone explain why this is surprisingly accurate?

*ART IS NOT MINE*

I love Oreos

I believe that this lady's and gentlemen, is the exact definition of a psychopath

Also both

The people from my Dsmp will understand.....

Now you may be wondering, where I've been because I've hardly been online.....

This is why.

It's for @MaybeACosplayer

And longer

same here

Well, this is cool

And longer