Can someone explain why this is surprisingly accurate?

*ART IS NOT MINE*

same here

I love Oreos

Welcome to the non-official Welcome Home Game Jolt Community! The Neighborhood is thrilled to see you here and can't wait to go on all sorts of adventures with you! Talk to you soon.

Also both

The people from my Dsmp will understand.....

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Guess who totaled their phone!?

A random poem I wrote

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