Can someone explain why this is surprisingly accurate?

*ART IS NOT MINE*

A random poem I wrote

Also both

Welcome to the non-official Welcome Home Game Jolt Community! The Neighborhood is thrilled to see you here and can't wait to go on all sorts of adventures with you! Talk to you soon.

And longer

same here

Guess who totaled their phone!?

The people from my Dsmp will understand.....

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I love Oreos