hello fellow fnati and fnaf no lifers and welcome to the not so long awaited lost ones review

damn it sure has been a while since my last fnati review

the reason for it is cause i got burnt really burnt out from constantly making fnati reviews so i took a break from fnati to focus on other stuff

like trying to find a box copy of earthbound that didn't cost a kidney

any let's chat about the funny malrat game

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"part1............THE DEEP LORE"

it was the year 2017 truly a terrible time to be fnati fan this was back in the 4.0 5.0 era where there was no such thing as official fnati

so a fnati fan called malrat took matters into his own hands to make his own fnati fangames

most of them being very bad and not good the most infamous one being let the show begin

he would later delete all the games pages cause he hated them and uploaded all of them in one page for people to enjoy them or not depending on how you look at it https://gamejolt.com/games/FNaTI-TC/317116

after that he and i can't believe i'm saying this nicchi also known as the spawn of satan would create their newest fnati series the lost ones

also i should mention that all games in the series got remakes and i'll only review the remakes since i don't wanna play the same game with more rng and shitty graphics

anyway enough lore game time
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PART2!!!!!!!! THE LOST ONES ONE

ladies and nerds the time has come it's menu time once more

and it's.........

holy cabin face it's GOOD??????????????

how is that even fucking possible??????????

anyway menu good

idk if this is just me but the menu kinda sounds like a fucked version of it's a small world or it's just satanic music

anyway what's the games story about what is it about

welllllllllllll idk i searched everywhere and idk the only thing i could find was in the games description it says

Back to the Island for a last time. Put in the role of an antagonist, the greater evil is uncertain- but the threat is clear. A demonic force that is yours to cleanse. Will you stand a last five nights and survive?

yeah

anyway office time

it looks uhhhhhhhhhh decent

oh and we're in a cabin.......................................... WAIT DID THE LOST ONES PREDICT OBLITUS CASA

oh and there are no phone calls but there are these "cutscenes" of the main dude we play as saying stuff

and he's voice by nicchi i swear everywhere i go something dormitabis related will follow me

on night 1 the dude talks about how he wants and how he wants to justify his actions what did he do ? idk
he says he doesn't have much time before the "house spawns" come to life

and he says that god isn't good at finding stuff in the dark cause gods gods powers aren't working cause fnati

and he says that he should turn off the lamp in his room to make god go away

he also says that GOD is a vessel of a demon what the fuck ? o okay ?

anyway time to finally play night 1

on night 1 lost GOD is active

what did we do that was so bad that god want's us dead also why does god look like a burnt corpse this shit makes no sense

gods pretty easy

she'll run around the map like a goofy goober

if you hear a door creek and see her scroll your mouse wheel down to make the lamp dark

also i just find it so goddamn funny that GOD is trying to kill a random dude in a cabin in the middle of nowhere

oh and there is a pentagram inside one of the cams

why cause demon shit look at it it's so fucking scary why aren't you scared yet

also from now on i'll refer to the player as the loser since idk

oh and the time system in this works really weird from 12 am to 2am it's raining from 3am to 4am jackshit happens 4am to 5am it's birds singing and from 5 am to 6 am your heart starts beating

night 2 time

the loser think's the guy in the resort area is gone what's the resort area IDK and also saw a boat get to the island and the dude starts thinking about making his own boat so he could leave this shitty ass place

he says that "the big red guy" is gonna come out from the huge hole from above us oh yeah we have a hole above us

so the loser think about turning the brightness on to scare him away

yeah that's it

on night 2 undying becomes active

yes everyone undying abandoned his furry days and returned to his tomato days

he comes from the smelly hole above us

when he's super close he'll make an audio cue and you gotta scroll your mouse wheel up to send him away yeah that's it

oh and if both god and undying attack your pretty much dead keeping praying to the rng gods
NIGHT 3 BABYYYYYYYYYY

the loser says he didn't have enough time to set up his ritual or whatever

the loser says that the "demon" who's the demon i don't fucking know found another vessel who's according to him just a guy with a skull for a head and also according to loser the skull man has no eyes but he can hear pretty well

he literally squished a squirrel damn so savage

anyway onto the actual night

on night 3 henry becomes active

his head is a skull with nothing in it how is he alive also he's missing one of his legs does he just

bunny hop around the place ?
whatever

here's a cam render

he's a shut off cam character but except of you shutting off a cam you use an alarm

if he's at the right door way use the alarm on any cam to send him away

oh and if the lamp is bright or dark he'll instantly kill you YIPPE I LOVE RNG

also when ever he jumpscares you there's a chance for an active object to appear in the middle of the screen

anyway night 4

the loser starts by making fun of henry by how predictable he is and says that the demon is running out of time he even drop the f bomb this is the first f bomb of many

he calls the demon "beeg boi" and wants him to surprise loser it's like he's asking to get ripped apart

and he says "the demon on the ground beaten by a regular ass white dude" he calls him week and turns out loser was part of a satanic cult and six people were in it

after that losers starts roasting the ever loving fuck out of the demon

on night 4 the rat the goat the face becomes active

i actually really like this version of face the radiance version is still better sorry!

he's the games only none hostile character

if you see him in either cams 2 and 3 use the alarm in that cam to send him away

if you don't he'll get in your office and stop you from using your cams

he has an hourglass symbol on his forehead which makes finding him easier also something else i should mention is that

only one character can be at a cam at once thankfully when ever the face is in that cam everyone else stops existing till your alarm him

anyway again

night 5 we're so close

the loser asks the demon dude on what the fuck the face is and he calls the face UGLY that's unacceptable loser man just because of that i shall skip this cutscene and talk about night 5

night 5 is just night 4 but ai faster same with night 6 night doesn't even have a cutscene which is good news for me i really want this to end

anyway custom night time

it has an exclusive character being pnm how original

he's the exact same as henry even keeping the lamp bright or dark mechanic

oh and the ai goes up to 30 cause you can never have too much rng in your life

beating max mode gives us one of the stupidest cutscenes ever

in the cutscene loser said that it has been 49 years since something and know the demon is gonna get what he deserves or whatever

after that loser starts saying out of time over and over again

and then he spits out the most fire line in any fnaf fangame
"now go back where you fucking belong you diabolic son of a bitch"

ZAMN i didn't know they got vivzipop to write the story for this

turns out by saying out of time he completed some sort of ritual which causes loser to have a mental breakdown yeah that's it it's finally over

time to share thoughts

overall the lost ones one was a very decent fnati fangame but it has a lot of flaws like the rng GOD the terrible voice acting the weird story and confusing lore and a really useless night 6 but beside that it's a perfectly 6.5/10 i'm never gonna play it again thought sorry!

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"part 3 the last of us part 2 remastered"

the lost ones 2 remastered came out 2 years after the first remake in 2020 and was basically a complete reboot to the series

i really don't have anything else to say let's just talk about the menu

and it's what ever GAME TIME!!!!!!111111

unlike the first game which i couldn't find anything about it's lore i actually managed to learn some stuff from it

basically we the player are part of a satanic cult cause demons

our bastard cultists friends are killing a woman so they could do satanic bullshit with it

our main guy realizes that you know this is fucking insane and tries to leave but one of the cultists threatens him if he does leave but we still leave anyway

anyway hour 1 time i guess ?

and holy shit the games freeroam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and the cultist dude calls us with our nokia phone

the cult man is angy

and says the "darklord" doesn't except traitors blah blah blah

oh and the cult man summoned the darklord on earth so that sucks

the cult man ends up sending his old victims to go kill us cause yeah

on hour 1 two satanic abominations are active ?

those being pandora who's supposed to be gods replacement

and hourglass the demon yes hour glass is a demon in this don't question it also he's the dark lord

when we start night 1 we get this screen that shows the entire house and all the things you can do in it

the house actually feels like a fully realized location and it's filled with easter eggs here's a couple of my favorites

mac tonight and hourglass trophy

here are phantom ian plushies wario from fnaw mousetrap from eddie and the misfits and some nerd with glasses

and a reference to the next genius you can barely see him

ok how does the game work

you start in your bed room which is pitch black but you can use your flashlight by click rmb to see stuff you can either hide in the closet or go to another room

in the entire map there are 4 different hiding spots we can hide in the closet in our bedroom hide under the table in the kitchen hide in the bathtub in the bathroom and hide another closet in the pc room the hiding spots are not important for this night though time to finally talk about the characters and how they work

let's talk about pandora first

she can appear in any room and you have to hold your light in her eyes

but guess what your flash light has a battery so try to conserve as much battery juice as possible another thing is that when pandora is in a room she'll just block you from going to another room or hiding spot

so you can leave the room and go do something else

but she'll stay there for a while

onto the other character hourglass

he's much more complicated at any point in the night you might hear static pc noises or a microwave if this happens that means hourglass is getting ready to attack

for the static go to the living room and click on the tv to turn it off

for the pc noises go to the computer room and click to turn it off

for the microwave go to the kitchen and click on it to turn it off

here's what the microwave looks like when hour glass is attacking

too lazy too show the others LOL

here's hourglass's jumpscare cause why not

it's a still frame

anyway that was hour 1 honestly pretty great start let's hope the game continues being good

hour 2 time

the evil cult man congratulates us for surviving one hour but also tells us that things are only gonna get worse how awesome is that

on hour 2 undying becomes active still stuck in his tomato days

he's basically a much more dangerous version of pandora you can't use your flashlight to get rid of him so if you see him in a room just leave lol BUT
if you go to a room that he's in and also has a hiding spot you have to hide

when your hiding wait for undying to show his ugly ass face when he does press shift to hold your breath till he goes away

yeah that's it that was hour 2 another pretty decent hour onto hour 3

on hour 3 the cult man becomes active

his mechanic is very weird

at anytime you'll hear knocking on either glass or a door

if you hear knocking on glass go to the living room glass door

and if you hear knocking on a door go to the front door when you hear knocking

you must knock the exact amount of times cult knocked on either thing and then leave

if you don't or knock too much he'll kill you

that was hour 3 another pretty solid hour

no one new becomes active on hours 4 and 5 and 6 but the cult man calls us a worm and roasts us

yeah not sorry for skipping these

when you beat hour 6 the cult man comes up to you and asks you for your fortnite gift card and hourglass kills you yeah not gonna get any images cause too lazy imagine it in your head let's just end this i'm very tired

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over all the last of us part 2 was a very solid game it had very interesting gameplay decent graphics a story that kinda made sense but literally nothing after the first three nights which makes the game BORIIIIIIIIING and kinda rng for some stupid reason but beside that it's a 7.5 out of 10 never gonna play it again thought sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy