Hello! fellow fnaf no lifers and welcome to another review! now you might say to your self "WHITEBUN WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID YOU CANCELLED THE REVIVED REVIEW"
well guess what?
you all got trolled!!!!! i only made that post to do some trolling cause why not
anyway today we're reviewing five nights with stinky rat revived by jeb yoshi the same guy that made rrtf and tubbyland throw back trilogy
anyway let's just start the review i have nothing else to say
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"smile america it's menu time!"
and it's peak it has a lot of charm
the entire game is actually charm but just because it's charm doesn't mean the game is also purposefully bad
we hit new game and get the greatest newspaper of all time
read it if you want for a quick laugh
anyway office time!
and just like the menu it's also peak as hell you can clearly see a lot of effort went into making the game looking actually really good
oh and we can look behind us!
look guys look it's a jeb yoshi box !
we get a call by the phone guy yeah blud has no name
he talks about how there were 2 other cec locations before this one and both failed hard and weren't safe at all
even thought the robots from the old location were really dangerous and look like complete shit the owner doesn't wanna give up on them yet
we're only guarding this place to make sure the animatronics don't commit first degree murder
on night 1 only 3 animatronics are active those being charles entertainment cheese jasper and helen
let's talk about chuck first
if you see him in the center hall you gotta wind down the gate to stop him (wind it down with the handle thingal
also if you end up using the light too much on his stupid dumb face he'll kill you instantly so make sure to not use the flash light on him too much also he doesn't make a soundcue when he leaves
onto jasper and helen
for jasper if you see him in camera 16 close the left door till you hear him leave
(ignore the whitestuff on the left door image they aren't real
helen works the same way except she comes from the cam 15 and you gotta close the right vent for her
and that was night 1 overall pretty great start let's see what night 2 has to offer
on night 2 the phone guy talks about the other chuck behind us he basically works the exact opposite of modern chuck
so the phone guys asks us to use our flashlight to send him back to his box if he ever moves
he also mentions that the reason the animatronics look so shitty is because the people that shipped these nerds treated them like garbage yeah.
on night 2 2 new animatronics become active those being pizza time chuck the one behind us and mr munch
let's talk about mr munch first
he basically works the exact same way as modern chuck without the light thing also he doesn't have a set path unlike the others so he can go to any room he wants
now onto pizza time chuck
when ever you see that he's not in his stupid lil box search the entire room to find him you have if he get's pass his third phase your toast
and that was night 2! it was pretty great to anyway night 3 time !
the phone man mentions the other pizza time characters that are rotting away in cam 12
also it turns out the pizza time characters are the exact same animatronics that were used at the very first cec location in 1977 why does this random ass location have a bunch of old animatronics from the late 70s that each are worth at least one billion dollar??????
ANYWAY let's talk about the characters active this night
only 3 new characters become active those being pizza time jasper pizza time helen and crusty the cat
let's talk about jasper first
he works like withered foxy from fnaf 2 if you see him in the center hall flash him a couple of time be careful modern chuck still can attack you
now onto helen
if you ever see her on cam 17 close the door behind you to send her back
now onto crusty also known as the most annoying character
crusty is searching for big c who happens to be in our office and we don't want him in our room cause duh
so from now on check the upper cams to find him
when you do find him you'll see this funny shock button you gotta hold it to shock him when we do shock him crusty get's confused for a few moments and you can go back to focusing on the others
crusty is REALLY annoying the reason is that you just have to randomly leave everything you were doing behind to search for this stupid cat another reason why he's so annoying is that when ever your charging him he can just teleport to a different room
and that was night 3 another great night this is where the game goes from being great to peak onto night 4 !
the phone man talks about how they found some stuff about pizza time pasqually basically when ever he start's playing his song he goes apeshit and becomes basically the most dangerous threat lmao so they gave us a way to deal with him and yeah that's all the phone guy says yeah
on night 4 2 new character become active those being mysterious pasqually and pizza time pasqually
let's talk about mysterious pasqually first
he's the golden freddy character of the game yeah that's it here's what it looks like when he's in the room
now onto pizza time pasqually
when ever you hear him singing the funny pizza pasta put it in my balls song search every cam to find him and hold the deactivate button to deactivate him crazy i know
despite the phone guy making him sound like this massive threat he's actually kind of a god sent since when ever he attacks everyone stops moving
and yeah that was night 4 was real good me like night 5 time
we get one last phone call by the phone man and he ends up giving the phone to the boss of the restaurant and turns out
our fucking boss reprogrammed the animatronics even the older ones so they become hostile and attack us to turn this into one big game if that ain't one of the biggest plot twists in a video game idk what is !
beside that night 5 is the same as night 4 except the ai is way faster which means more dealing with animatronics which means more fun!
we also get this beautiful paycheck for our hardwork
anyway night 6 time !
when we first start night 6 you might it's gonna be the same as night 5 with even faster ai but OH your so damn wrong
on night 6 the final animatronic becomes active being this thing called silly bear
he's one of the creatures of all time he doesn't actually kill you he's just in the game for shits and giggle the only thing he does is randomly appear in cams 15 16 17 and sometimes in the office
yeah if you removed this night basically nothing would change it only feels like it was added for the sake of having extra content
anyway when beating night 6 we get this masterpiece of a news paper
read it if you want a quick laugh also turns out the guy we play as full goverment name is "ted mother fucking andrews"
also for those that actually read the news paper yes cec did actually get rid of all their robots and replaced them with a shitty dance floor but it wasn't because some guy tampered with the animatronics it was because of corporate bullshit
let's skip to the final part shall we?
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"final verdict"
overall fnacec revived is a really great game it has really fast paced gameplay even thought the game is pretty hard everything in it feels really balanced so the game get's a 9/10 from me !
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