When you are scrolling through onlyfans for no particular reason and then you see your english teacher who's "out on pregnancy" leave on there with recent posts:

Me after being completely skinned alive but bro said "I'm free to use" so I go to his house to do what has to be done:

"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

A whole crowd going to my house cause I am following the father's brother's nephew's former roommate of a pedophile that I followed like 2 years ago (I don't even know who tf they even are anymore):

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Me in a Minecraft ARG writing down the strange occurrences in my Minecraft World in a Book & Quill and leaving all of my footage in a flash drive before the evil entity takes me so people can make theories using my clues about what happened and the entity

Dawg I know you're a gimmick account but there's bigger stuff to talk about than the city of Greenville SC rn

I hope this works

In my defense, it didn't feel like 7 days had passed gang