I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

Labor Day.

Technically this update actually came out about half an hour ago, I just wanted to add in a little something before announcing it.

I did it because the schnoz felt off center.

And also to fix the game breaking bug, that too.

If you're already doing a playthrough, and Ham is level 10 or higher, I'd wait to download this until after you've beaten the mod. Otherwise you'd have to reload a save before then to get the new moves and Electric Palm (you learn that at level 10 now).

Started working on a thing.

No idea if it's ever going to get finished (it's still mostly concepts at the moment) but I've been playing around with this idea in my head for a while now, so I felt like bringing it up.

Anyways, here's front facing Buckets.

Arbor Day

Barring the Wretched Glove stuff, these are actually pretty small changes. But, there's a common event/infrastructural rework and I bump the version number up whenever I do stuff like that.

Here's a vaguely defined list of all the games I played in 2025.

I'd also like to mention Fool Time, the recent Jon Bois miniseries about the telegraph, as an honorary "Highlight of the Year."

It's an honorary mention since Fool Time isn't a video game.

I have no idea why it took me this long to do that first thing.