(...There's a fifth part? Am I high or something?)

[[Yet again, this was written before the release of Chapter 3. Things MAY be changed if this continues.]]

[[16+ warning. This is by far the weirdest part. Seriously, DON'T READ THIS!!!]]

Spamton grins at Tenna, knowing very well he wants to screw with him. "W3:RE TELL1NG [Mike] ABOUT YOUR [[Hyperlink Blocked]]! YOU;RE S0 INTO [[Nurse Outfits]]!! THE [[Concrete Evidence]] IS TH4T SEEING ME IN [1] [[Awesome Costumes For 50% Off!]] MAKES TENNA [[Hyperlink Blocked.]] AHEHAEHAHEHA!!!! IS THAT [[Right On Time!]], [Boob Tube]?? D0 YOU LIKE SEEING SPAMTON [[Buy 1 Get 1 Free!]] [[Cosplays]]??"

Spamton sways his hips gently, trying to really mess with Tenna now. "I'M NOT! I'M NOT! SPAMTON, STOP DOING THAT, IT'S SO HYPOTIZING!" Tenna cries, nosebleeding. Jevil and Spamton laugh, until Mike knocks on the door.

"WHO'S THERE, WHO'S THERE! HEE HEE!" Jevil asks. "COME JOIN THE FUN, WITH PUPPET BOY AND ME!"

"Jevil. It's Mike. Please unlock the door." Mike says. "AS YOU WISH!" Jevil laughs and opens the door. Things seem... very awkward right now. "What is... Why is Spamton wearin' that?" Mike asks nervously. "ASK BOX-HEAD, ASK HIM!" Jevil says, with a huge grin on his face. "What the HELL did ya do, Tenna?" Mike grabs Tenna by his tie and attempts to choke him. "IT WAS A GAME! IT WAS A GAME, YOU LITTLE [___]!" Tenna struggles to breathe while screaming in pain.

"Y3AH— YEAH! IT;S TENNA'S [[Faulty Cable? C4ll Your Electrician On This Numb3r]]!! HE;S V3RY [[Hyperlink Blocked]] RIGHT N0W!! ARE;NT YO—YOU, [Boob Tube]?" Spamton snickers. "I'M NOT, SPAMTON!" Tenna replies angrily. "H0W ABO4T WH3N I [[Sit Down At A Fancy Restaurant!]] ON [[Your Amazing Body]] [[For $7.99 A Night]]? Spamton grins, blushing deeply. "NO! NO! DON'T DO THAT! DON'T DO THAT, SPAMTON! NO! NO!" Tenna begins to panic.

"...Alright guys. Let's just break it up 'cause y'all WAY too excited right now..." Mike pulls Tenna's tie to pull him away from Spamton. He also falls over. "Tenna, here's a question to ask ya... You really into nurse outfits?" Mike curiously asks. "NO! ALL OF YOU ARE SAYING I AM! I'M NOT!! CAN WE JUST DROP THIS TOPIC?! Please?..." Tenna seems very overwhelmed by this constant bullying. "BOX-HEAD IS SCARED, SCARED! MAYBE LET HIM GO TO BED! UEE HEE HEE! BUT THE FUN AIN'T OVER, IT SURE AIN'T! BUT BOX-HEAD, YOU DO HAVE MORE THAN A LITTLE RED PAINT..." Jevil smirks, pointing at Tenna's blush.

"...Well... W-Well when... Spamton wore the outfit... I... kinda wanted to..." Tenna says, sweating slightly. "MOVIN' ON! NO MORE OF THIS!" Mike yells.

"BY BY THE [[Way To Freedom!]], WH0 PLACED THO—THOSE [[Fancy Decorations At $149.99 A Piece]] WHEN I [[You Have Arrived At Your Destination]] W1TH [Boob Tube]?? Spamton questions. Jevil puts his hand up, as if he's in a class. "ME, ME! I DID!" Jevil shouts happily, giggling. "You are a DAMN grown man, Jevil!" Tenna says. "L3AVE THAT [[Clown Around Town]] AL0NE! AT L3AST WE [[Agree To The Terms And Conditions]] S0METIMES, UNLIKE [Y O U] [[Cheap Trinklets! Only $0.50!]]!!" Spamton, very unlike himself standing for Jevil.

Jevil looks surprised. "SPAMMY, SPAMMY? WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING ME?" Jevil asks. "I H4TE YOU BUT I HAT E [Boob Tube] EV3N MORE. ONLY [[Spamton G. Spamton]] [[Has The Basic Human Rights To]] INSULT Y0U!!!" Spamton smiles, patting Jevil's back quite hard. "THANK YOU, PUPPET BOY! UEE HEE HEE!" Jevil hugs Spamton tightly. "D0N"T [Push] YOUR [[Lucky Lottery Winning T1ckets!]]." Spamton says seriously. "I W0N:T!" Jevil laughs. "I WANTED TO HELP YOU SECRETLY, PUPPET BOY!"

"SO TH4- THAT;S WHY THOSE [[Specil Decorations For Your Household]] WERE [[Out In The Sun, R3lAxIng]] [[On A Saturday Night]]! AHEHAHEHA! AND IT W4S ALL [0% Off]!" Spamton smiles broadly. "BUT ST1LL, [$!$!] YOU." Spamton flips Jevil off. "F— YOU TOO, PINOCCHIO!" Jevil grins and flips Spamton off. Tenna rolls his eyes and gets up from when Mike pulled him away earlier.

"Hoooow about another game? This time, with everyone involved! It's called 'Blinding Dressup'! What you do is... spin around with a blindfold on, and choose any of the outfits inside this box! Whatever you choose is what you wear for the whole week! No holding back, no retries and NO cheating!" Tenna grins, sorting out his tie at last. "Looking at your ugly a$ face, I know this ain't gonna be good." Mike frowns. "OH SHUT UP YOU FAT[__] PIECE OF [___]ING [___]! JUST PLAY IT! PLAY IT, YOU [___]HOLE! IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO END YOUR PRETTY LITTLE SPOTLIGHT ERA, YOU BETTER DO AS I [___]ING SAY!" Tenna screams at Mike.

"HEY!!!!! D0N;T SAY TH4T ABO4T [Mike], YOU FAT@$! YOU;RE NO B3TTER TH4N ANYONE [[In This Thriving Economy]]!!" Spamton yells at Tenna. "Well, salesman, your pretty little face tells me something else...~" Tenna steps closer to Spamton, holding his chin up. "But let's just say, only for you, I won't insult Mike." Tenna whispers, giving Spamton $5. "YUM YUM DELICIS!!!" Spamton eats the kromer quickly. He also gets the remaining amount Mike gave him earlier and eats that too.

"ARE YA BRIBIN' SPAMTON???" Mike asks angrily. "No! L-Let's just play the game now, okay?" Tenna glares at Mike, and Mike glares back at Tenna. Jevil sighs. Even he doesn't want to listen to them argue right now. He just wants to play the game. "ARE WE PLAYING NOW OR HEARING BOX-HEAD'S YAP SESSION, SESSION?" Jevil smiles again.

"JUST PLAY! Okay, we all put a blindfold on! Spin around and pick from the box!" Tenna smiles, making sure everyone, even himself was wearing a blindfold. They all put one on. "3...2...1... SPIN!" Tenna cries out, and they all spin... and spin.... and spin some more! After they spin, they try to find the box. Jevil immediately finds the box and picks up... another jester outfit!

Mike stumbles but finds the box. He pulls out... a cat outfit! Luckily for him, it's just a dress!

Spamton clips right into the box. He very unfortunately picks up... a maid outfit! He sits in the box quietly.

Tenna also finds the box (with Spamton inside). He tries searching, but Spamton removes his blindfold and gives Tenna a bunny outfit STRAIGHT UP. Spamton smiles and quickly jumps out of the box. "Alright, if you're done, take off your blindfolds!" Tenna says happily. They all remove their blindfolds.

"HAHA! I WIN! I WIN!" Jevil immediately wears the red jester outfit. "Hey, not bad. Could be worse." Mike wears the dress and the cat ears, along with the tail. "OF C0URSE I G3T THIS [Maid] [[For A LimiTed Time Only]] [[Costume Party]]!" Spamton blushes. "ARGH! WHY DO I GOTTA WEAR T-THAT?!?" Tenna blushes deeply. "WHO RIGGED THIS?????"

"W3 PLAYED [[Fair And Square]], [Boob Tube]! W3AR IT!!!" Spamton says as he puts the maid outfit on. Tenna nosebleeds, watching Spamton get dressed. "Fine, okay. I'll wear it." Tenna sighs, slowly getting dressed, then looks at his thigh. It has a scar from when Mike pinched him. "[___] you, Mike." Tenna says loudly. "It was still deserved, Tenna. F— you too." Mike says calmly. Spamton sits near Mike, watching Tenna put on the bunny outfit. "How is it?" Tenna asks shyly.

"V3RY [[BIG SHOT]]!!! AHEHAHEHA!! IT SURE M4KES YOU LESS @$ BY [[1% Sales Rate Increase]]!" Spamton laughs. "COME HERE, SALESMAN!" Tenna yells. He grabs Spamton and picks him up, pinning him against the wall and kissing him deeply. "MMMMHHH— WHAT THE F[ifty Percent Off], [Boob Tube]?!? TH4T WAS AN [[Insult To Y0ur Infl4ted Ego]]!" Spamton pants softly, blushing. "That was my... comeback to your damn insult, Spamton." Tenna smirks, blushing also.

Jevil and Mike stare at this whole situation. "I hope we don't getta do this." Mike whispers to Jevil. "SOME ARE JUST SICK PUPPIES, LIKE BOX-HEAD! AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME!" Jevil frowns. "Alright, Tenna! Ya had your fun! Stop this right now!" Mike becomes absolutely shocked to see Tenna trying to lift one of Spamton's legs. He slaps Tenna, then attempts to punch him again, and again. Tenna also fights Mike back. The two throw each other across the room, trying to literally kill one another. Spamton and Jevil stare at each other, then at Mike and Tenna, splattering 'blood' all over the floor. Or was it really blood? We'll never know.

Jevil smiles, waiting for them to knock each other out. Spamton quickly pulls Mike away before one of them eventually hurts themselves way too much. "I KNOW YOU H4TE [Boob Tube] BUT [Killed] HIM LATER ,OKAY? MY [[Beloved One]]? Spamton hugs Mike, summoning another chibi angel Spamton to heal him. He rolls his eyes, knowing he (unfortunately) has to heal Tenna as well. Spamton heals him for half of his HP. "D0;NT TRY [[Spreading Your $0.75 Strawberry Jam]] MY [[Legs, Legs, What's On The Menu?]] AGAIN!!

"I won't! I'm... sorry." Tenna sighs sadly. "I F0RG1VE YOU ONLY ON [This] BUT [[Everything And Anything Else]]?? NO!!!! YOU SHOULD B3 [Sl33p1ng] IN A [[Glorious Garbage Can]]!!! NOT ME! N0T ME! NOT M3! N0 T M3! NOT M E!"

"[[Hyperlink Blocked.]]."

In the distance, someone overheard all this chaos.

"This relationship is PISS."

"I'm the original Starwalker."

(End of part 5)