Chapter 0: intro

So, my name is Jake and im so fucked, but you should know the drill by now im gonna tell a story and your gonna read it, so we are gonna begin at the begining.

It was August 2025, Peacemaker was about to come out. I was sitting on the couch waiting for HBO to release season 2 when a national broadcast was sent out. There was a zombie outbreak (or plants really), I never got to watch season 2, luckily… well not luckily, but still lucky in this case my family died before everything… So I didn't have many mouths to feed. We never knew how it happened but a human turned into a flesh eating monster, just imagine a plant merged with a human. The bad part was it’s unkillable, it will just regrow so I guess a plant, human and Deadpool in one. I always thought I was doomed but I survived day by day, just with my knife and canned beans (I don't like canned beans, in fact I hate them). In the beginning a lot of people raided homes, stores and stuff with supplies we humans might need, just like in the movies even police. After a while the highest of highest people ordered a strike on the whole United States, it was in the news and everything, but that failed or something cause we never heard anything back from them, some say it's just nature taking back what's theirs, but I think that's bullshit, it's just simple mutation, or well not simple, but still mutation. I killed too many people these few years but I don't really care, as long as I survive. Amnesia is really bad these days, if they get bitten they slowly grow the urge to eat..flesh, human flesh in particular, they stay young then they don't age if they keep eating human…

yeah this world is fucked.