Ricky mouse is a god but has an IQ of -100, as ricky wakes up he walks out of his house, "welp I have no idea what's going on so I guess I'll just go kill someone." He thinks to himself while walking down the street towards main town. Ricky mouse arrives at the docks where some people are talking about how they're being attacked by a giant magical beast that turns them into five nights at treasure island characters.

"Heh! Sounds like fun! Better get me a sword and shield!" Ricky says to himself. The group of five nights at treasure island characters. laughs and walks away, leaving you alone with Ricky. "Hey there! Name's Ricky," he says to you, "and I've got a proposition for ya!" "you can either die, die, or die" Ricky said, laughing and pointing his finger at you three times before leaving. "welp I'm dead" you said, then you explode it kills you.

You are standing in Main Town, the largest city in the kingdom of Best Homia. A young boy is playing with his puppy while a man is reading a newspaper.

The small wooden hut is a general store. It is open and empty.

The larger wood building is a tavern known as the Drunken Dragons, where men gather to drink away their troubles. Ricky thinks to himself as he approaches the large tavern, "I wonder if anyone here will be willing to fight hourglass the crappy?" He enters the bar and sits down next to a man who is drinking beer.

"Hello there! What'll you have?" The bartender asks, "beer please, only the good stuff."

"How about you sir? Any preferences?"

"Anything not made here" Ricky said as he hates beer from this region, "also make sure you don't give me anything sweet."

"Sure thing!" The bartender said cheerfully, "here's your beer!" You take a sip, "mm... "this is shit" Ricky said as he throws the beer at the bartender.

"Wait, wait! Don't throw that! Please!" The bartender exclaims. "Why the hell should I listen to you?"

"Because it would mean death to me if I did not!" "hourglass the crappy, Get that bartender" ricky yelled.

"Now hold on there!" The bartender says, "I didn't know you had a problem with my brew!"

"don't care" Ricky said, then hourglass the crappy kills the bartender.

Ricky steps outside, "now I can get hourglass the crappy to kill without any interference." He walks over to the Crystal Dragon, "hey! I can help you!" Hourglass the crappy looks at him, "who are you?"

"It doesn't matter! Just let me help you kill that witch!"

"No way! If I do that, she'll come back to haunt me! She killed my wife and daughter!" "you had kids?"

"Yes!" Hourglass the crappy says angrily, "my daughter was only seven years old and my wife died giving birth to her! Now she wants to destroy the world!"

"I'm sorry for your loss" ricky says, "anyway"

"What are you doing here?!"

"I want to help you kill her!"

"But why?! And how?!" Hourglass the crappy asks, "if you know, then tell me!"

"because I have nothing to live for anymore and I want revenge!"

"I understand that"

"then we can win!"

"Good luck!"

Galena continues to battle the crystal dragon.

You are now inside the crystal dragon.

The crystal dragon has white skin and blue eyes, with a single red eye on its forehead and two horns sprouting from the sides of its head. It has long, scaly legs, a long serpentine tail, and a self-destruct button up its ass.

Crystal dragons are considered to be the most powerful magical creature in the history of the land. According to legend, they are the souls of the wyverns that were slain during the great war of the ancient kingdoms. They are an incredibly rare breed of magical creatures. They possess tremendous magical power coupled with physical protection. Their scales are covered in crystal shards that give them both physical protection and mystical properties.

The crystal dragon reaches toward Galena with one hand and swipes at her with the other. then The crystal dragon self-destructs and explodes killing Galena.

You are sitting on the edge of a cliff overlooking the western sea.

The sun sets on the west.

"My name is Ruxin, I am a wizard of this land," the voice from behind Ricky says. "I do not know how I ended up here, nor why you are attacking me," Ruxin says as he stands in front of Ricky.

"Just kill hourglass the crappy and everything will be fine!" Ricky yells at him.

"You are so full of shit!" Ruxin laughs, "there is no such thing as an hourglass the crappy, or a crystal dragon for that matter!" Ricky stares at Ruxin blankly

Ricky then rips Ruxin's head open, killing him instantly.

You are in the crystal dragon's lair.

The crystal dragon lies inside the cavernous chamber with a pool of water below it, surrounded by the remains of the bodies of its victims.

The crystal dragon is a massive reptilian humanoid creature covered in crystalline spikes, which gives it both physical protection and mystical properties. Its eyes are hidden underneath a pair of goggles that cover its entire head. The crystal dragon was so ugly that he died.

Ricky was standing in a large lava pool, near a pool of water.

"why the hell are you not dead?!" Galena yells,

"I have a plan" Ricky said as he grabs the crystal dragon by the throat, lifts him high above his head, and hurls him down the side of the mountain.

"That's how you deal with a crystal dragon!" Ricky said as he walks away. Galena smiles and thanks you. "thanks!"

Ricky returns to the tavern, "where's hourglass the crappy?" he asks the bartender.

"he went that way," the bartender points, "but don't worry, I'll be sure to tell him to kill you first!" The bartender laughs, "now go home and die!" Ricky leaves.

You are standing in Main Town.

A young boy is playing with his puppy while a man is reading a newspaper. but at this very moment the volcano called culmina crater, erupts and destroys the main town of Best Homia, killing everyone except for Photo-Negative-Ricky who gets crushed by the rubble. "wow what happened here? Is that Ricky?" Ricky asks as he walks in the wreckage. Ricky walks through the streets, "aww shit" he said, "looks like hourglass the crappy got taco bell." He then enters the castle and looks around, "why the hell am I here? I'm dead!"

Ricky then finds himself looking at Photo-Negative-Ricky. "well well well, look what the cat dragged in" he says.

Ricky then walks out of the room and leaves.

"How Dare you" screams Photo-Negative-Ricky.

Ricky walks over to the crystal dragon, "hey!" he says, "let me help you kill that witch!"

"That bitch killed my family!"

"And I hate tacos!" hourglass the crappy then brutally murders the crystal dragon.

Ricky was standing outside the castle.

"Where the hell did he run off too?" Ricky asks himself. "what ever happened to Photo-Negative-Ricky" he thought to himself. "I better get to work"

Ricky then enters the castle, "damn this place is hot! I think I'll just sit here and wait for someone to rescue me." He walks into the throne room. and sees Photo-Negative-Ricky. "I see you found me!" he says.

"You're the crap of this land!" Ricky says, "and you don't even have a spell!"

"Yeah! That's right!"

Ricky then grabs Photo-Negative-Ricky by the neck, lifts him high above his head, and hurls him down the side of the mountain. "That's how you deal with a Photo-Negative-Ricky."

Ricky returns to the tavern, "where's hourglass the crappy?" he asks the bartender.

"he went that way" the bartender points, "but don't worry, I'll be sure to kill you" ricky said. "now go home and die!" The bartender laughs, "here's your beer!"

Ricky takes a sip, "mm..." this is shit" Ricky said as he throws the beer at the bartender. "wait, wait! Don't throw that! Please!" The bartender exclaims. "Why the hell should I listen to you?"

"Because it would mean death to me if I did not!" "stop saying that" ricky said.

"Here! Have some of my beer!"

"Thank you!" Ricky says as he takes a drink. Ricky The murders the bartender

The bartender's eyes glow red, indicating that it is casting an attack. Ricky is hit by the bartender's lightning spell and goes flying across the room. "Die." Says The bartender of doom "no" Ricky said as he hits the wall. "you son of a bitch" Ricky yells as he starts to murder The bartender. "You don't know when to quit do you?" The bartender says as it shoots another lightning bolt and kills Ricky. "my ass" Ricky said as he walks out of the room. "I've gotta find hourglass the crappy" but he never did. THE END.